Congratulations, You're No-Name Stupid!

Though this implies that you’re actually a horse, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Really cool beings come in all shapes and sizes, on earth and around the Multiverse. You’re a nuanced, complex being with many sterling qualities. And oh yeah, it’s very likely that you will complete your mission (Stupid is a main character in the first two books, The Way Beyond and The Book of Squidly Light, and finally achieves his dream in The Tesseract.)